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Tokyo, Japan – After meeting Honda’s sophisticated ASIMO robot and playing a round of soccer with it, President Barack Obama took a photo-op shot and is seen playfully bowing to the robot, a standard greeting for formal occasions in Japan. During the meeting, the ASIMO humanoid robot took time to [...]Read more ›
Author’s Note: I had to delete my old Twitter because sinners would not stop flooding it with Zombie Jesus Easter pictures. Please find my new Twitter here so you can re-follow me. Thanks, Pastor B. @Cosmos fans on Twitter are tormenting Christians today, sending us pictures of ‘Zombie Jesus’ on [...]Read more ›
Nashville, Tennessee - Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared at WWE Smackdown last night, showing up to disrespect the memory of America’s fallen hero, ‘The Ultimate Warrior’. A shocked Laylield yelled out, ‘Oh no, oh no, how did he get in here!’ as Vladimir Putin swaggered down the ramp, snapping his arms [...]Read more ›
Denver, Colorado and Coachella Valley, California – Marijuana candies, sold on the street as ‘Uncle Tweety’s Chewy Flipper’ and ‘Gummy Satans’ are taking the country by storm. Each candy is an emulsification of sweetened Jello, vodka and minced marijuana. Huffington Post reports that within a week, 9 college students have [...]Read more ›
Colorado Officials: 3 out of 5 Students Suffering Marijuana-induced Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
Denver, Colorado – Students in Colorado are suffering from Marijuana-induced Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Officials have completed a study ordered by the Colorado Board of Higher Education, trying to find a correlative and eventually causative reason for substantially decreased test scores in students aged 15 – 22 in the state. [...]Read more ›
Russians Ask Putin “Annex Us State of Alaska, It Is Ours”, Putin Responds “Not Yet, It’s Still Too Cold”
Moscow, Russia – Emboldened by the quick takeover of Crimea and now other areas of the Ukraine, Russian citizens eagerly called in to President Putin early today to discuss Russia’s global growth and reestablishment as a superpower. The most disturbing, chilling question from the event came from a pensioner, Faina Ivanovna, [...]Read more ›
Obama and his followers look upon the Bloodmoon, preparing to board their helicopter. Barack Hussein Obama. Just reading that name out loud, and you know there is nothing but prophesy fulfillment and historical implications tied to it. I’m just going to cut to the chase here. The world is clearly [...]Read more ›
LITTLE CHUTE, Wis. – This time of year is monumental for many high school students and their parents, as college acceptance letters start rolling in. The family of 18-year-old Noah VanVooren captured their special moment on camera. VanVooren is a teen with Down syndrome. On camera he responds after learning [...]Read more ›
Moscow, Soviet Union – Many Americans foolishly fell into a lullaby mindset that the Soviet Union died when the Berlin Wall fell and Soviet states gained autonomy. Vladimir Putin’s recent actions in Crimea serve as a swift slap in the face to ideologues like Obama and company who thought [...]Read more ›
“Let’s take a selfie.” If those words creep into your young mind, then let this video be a strong warning of how grizzled old men view selfie-taking. The backstory to the image above involves a young man who for some reason, just had to take a selfie next to a moving [...]Read more ›