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Obama Bows To ASIMO Robot, Conservatives Go Crazy

April 24, 2014 5:09 pm0 comments
Obama Bows To ASIMO Robot, Conservatives Go Crazy

Tokyo, Japan – After meeting Honda’s sophisticated ASIMO robot and playing a round of soccer with it, President Barack Obama took a photo-op shot and is seen playfully bowing to the robot, a standard greeting for formal occasions in Japan. During the meeting, the ASIMO humanoid robot took time to [...]

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Cosmos Fans Tweet Zombie Jesus Easter Pictures to Christians to Ruin Easter

April 20, 2014 3:44 pm0 comments
Cosmos Fans Tweet Zombie Jesus Easter Pictures to Christians to Ruin Easter

Author’s Note:  I had to delete my old Twitter because sinners would not stop flooding it with Zombie Jesus Easter pictures.  Please find my new Twitter here so you can re-follow me.  Thanks, Pastor B. @Cosmos fans on Twitter are tormenting Christians today, sending us pictures of ‘Zombie Jesus’ on [...]

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Putin Makes Appearance on WWE, Talks ‘Smack’ on the Ultimate Warrior

April 19, 2014 3:02 pm0 comments
Putin Makes Appearance on WWE, Talks ‘Smack’ on the Ultimate Warrior

Nashville, Tennessee - Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared at WWE Smackdown last night, showing up to disrespect the memory of America’s fallen hero, ‘The Ultimate Warrior’. A shocked Laylield yelled out, ‘Oh no, oh no, how did he get in here!’ as Vladimir Putin swaggered down the ramp, snapping his arms [...]

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Edible Marijuana Candies Kill 9 in Colorado, 12 at Coachella

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Edible Marijuana Candies Kill 9 in Colorado, 12 at Coachella

Denver, Colorado and Coachella Valley, California – Marijuana candies, sold on the street as ‘Uncle Tweety’s Chewy Flipper’ and ‘Gummy Satans’ are taking the country by storm.  Each candy is an emulsification of sweetened Jello, vodka and minced marijuana.  Huffington Post reports that within a week, 9 college students have [...]

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Colorado Officials: 3 out of 5 Students Suffering Marijuana-induced Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

April 18, 2014 4:13 pm0 comments
Colorado Officials:  3 out of 5 Students Suffering Marijuana-induced Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

Denver, Colorado – Students in Colorado are suffering from Marijuana-induced Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.  Officials have completed a study ordered by the Colorado Board of Higher Education, trying to find a correlative and eventually causative reason for substantially decreased test scores in students aged 15 – 22 in the state. [...]

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Russians Ask Putin “Annex Us State of Alaska, It Is Ours”, Putin Responds “Not Yet, It’s Still Too Cold”

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Russians Ask Putin “Annex Us State of Alaska, It Is Ours”, Putin Responds “Not Yet, It’s Still Too Cold”

Moscow, Russia – Emboldened by the quick takeover of Crimea and now other areas of the Ukraine, Russian citizens eagerly called in to President Putin early today to discuss Russia’s global growth and reestablishment as a superpower. The most disturbing, chilling question from the event came from a pensioner, Faina Ivanovna, [...]

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Is Barack Obama To Blame for the Tetrad Bloodmoon?

April 17, 2014 5:24 pm0 comments
Is Barack Obama To Blame for the Tetrad Bloodmoon?

Obama and his followers look upon the Bloodmoon, preparing to board their helicopter. Barack Hussein Obama.  Just reading that name out loud, and you know there is nothing but prophesy fulfillment and historical implications tied to it. I’m just going to cut to the chase here.  The world is clearly [...]

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Teen With Down Syndrome Gets Into College, Reaction Is Heartwarming

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Teen With Down Syndrome Gets Into College, Reaction Is Heartwarming

LITTLE CHUTE, Wis. – This time of year is monumental for many high school students and their parents, as college acceptance letters start rolling in.  The family of 18-year-old Noah VanVooren captured their special moment on camera. VanVooren is a teen with Down syndrome.  On camera he responds after learning [...]

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Vladimir Putin Changes Russia’s Name Back to the USSR

April 16, 2014 7:20 pm1 comment
Vladimir Putin Changes Russia’s Name Back to the USSR

Moscow, Soviet Union –  Many Americans foolishly fell into a lullaby mindset that the Soviet Union died when the Berlin Wall fell and Soviet states gained autonomy.   Vladimir Putin’s recent actions in Crimea serve as a swift slap in the face to ideologues like Obama and company who thought [...]

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Train Conductor Kicks Selfie Taking Teen in the Face

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Train Conductor Kicks Selfie Taking Teen in the Face

“Let’s take a selfie.”   If those words creep into your young mind, then let this video be a strong warning of how grizzled old men view selfie-taking. The backstory to the image above involves a young man who for some reason, just had to take a selfie next to a moving [...]

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