There was recently a group on Facebook that advocated for the end of shark fin soup.  While many islanders balked, saying sharks are a fine food and no different than a roasted pig bacon sandwish or yummy moo-moo cow-burger, others held their noses high in Queen Elizabethan fashioned and ballyhooed on their proverbial high horse.

Now if there weren’t enough animals mentioned in that prior sentence, save the redcoat wanna-be dignitaries who want to police what we eat, when is the last time the lesser animals were so concerned about people rights?  I’ve yet to see the sharks at Sharks for Human’s Rights Coalition unanimously vote to not eat millions of people in the ocean’s every year.

Yes, cry, because sharks don’t eat millions of people, you Jaws-era hippies.  If you really want to swim in a pool of hungry great whites, thinking they will not eat you because you protested against delicious shark-fin soup restaurant dishes, be my guest.  The rest of us in the land of the living will be enjoying this video of what scientists are calling a ‘mysterious shark monster’ that lurks far beneath the ocean.  Be planning to see this in 3-d Topeka’s Hollywood 14 theaters next year.