Angry God Shuts Down Lights Out at Super Bowl, Guilty Ray Lewis to Blame for Blackout

Haywood Bynum III
• TopekasNews
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God has judged Ray Lewis guilty!  He is angry about how The Ravens are winning tonight’s Super Bowl game and so he took matters into his own hands.  After the Ravens somehow scored a 109 yard kickoff return, God had seen enough.  He was thinking to himself, “This is ridiculous, Ray Lewis does not deserve to win a Super Bowl for the last game of his career!”

It was a miracle.  Ravens players shook with fear as the stadium suddenly boomed and the lights were out.  This was God giving a sign of judgment.  You can try to hide the sinner, but God’s immortals eyes are infrared.  He can see in the night time and he can surely see that no matter how much everyone is trying to make him a media darling, Ray Lewis is greedy and San Francisco deserves to win this game.


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