Is My Wife a Lesbian?

The 17 Curious Habits Of a Secretly Lesbian Wife Is my wife a lesbian?  That damning question has entered into the mind of every good husband at some point in time.  The horror of thinking your wife could betray you, slipping into a tongue-flicking session of back-buckling ecstasy with her...

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How Saint Obama Masterminded The Entire Diplomatic Solution in Syria

Despite claims from the rabidly radical Right-wing media, President Obama once again revealed his saint-like vision and ability to create peace this past week. Using nothing but the power of politics and high-end political maneuvering, America’s political juggernaut-in-chief outsmarted the Russians, Syrians, political rivals in Congress and even the American...

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President Obama, Why So Syria-ous?

President Obama, why are we suddenly so serious in Syria? For over a year now, the Assad regime has clearly enacted acts of violence against innocent civilians in Syria. After last week’s alleged chemical attack killing over 1,000 innocent Syrians now though, the US is suddenly provoked and just cannot...

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US Tells Russia Edward Snowden Is Gay, So He Will Be Arrested and Sent To Gulags

Moscow, Russia – After initial reports that Edward Snowden may be gay and using his opportunity to groom Putin into trying ‘a backside pact experiment’, sources indicate US officials have leaked evidence to Russia’s high command that their ward, Edward Snowden, is gay. Furthermore, the US has allegedly confessed that...

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With Vladimir Putin and Edward Snowden In Openly Gay Relationship, Should Obama Call Off His Witchhunt in the Name of Equality?

  Undated photograph showing Putin and Snowden’s relationship growing beyond that of ‘political statement’. Moscow, Russia (Pravda.ru) – Russian President Vladimir Putin’s homoerotic tendency has long attracted female and male suitors alike, media reports from Pravda.ru explaining how men and women gravel before him and lust for his flesh as...

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