Government Shutdown, George W. Bush To Blame

America’s economy screams as it is forcefully ravaged by the vicious appetites of rabid wolves from all over the world:  China’s control them vis-a-vis buying-debt government, greedy bankers, gold coffer-lined politicians…all the swindlers who are selling out the American dream. America suffers.  Jobless millions go hungry, not able to afford...

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Ted Cruz Demands ‘Obama Put The Quran Down’, Raises Army of 1 Million Old Tea Party Vets to Storm the White House

When angry Tea Party vets have donned their confederate grays and angrily shout between greedy chugs of Pabst Blue Ribbon, you can only expect it will get this interesting. Washington, DC – In an unprecedented display of Judas Iscariotism, Hispanic Senator Ted Cruz mustered a million-man army to converge upon...

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Republicans Meet To Point, Laugh at ‘All The Poor People’ One Last Time Before Restarting Government

Holding an impromptu meeting in the Senate rotunda, Speaker of the House John Boehner and Senator John McCain invited key members of the GOP to a private screening of Fox News coverage, where they laughed at ‘all the poor people suffering’ through the last ten days of the government shutdown....

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Government Shutdown, Obama to Blame

I hate to say I told you so.  When Barack Obama took office in 2008, I accurately predicted he would lead America to bad credit, a weak army, a Civil War and Armageddon. But even I could not imagine Obama would be such a nanny-state communist he would force us...

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Vladimir Putin Vows To Invade America, Save Citizens from Democracy Hating Republican’s Government Shutdown

Moscow, Russia – Speaking from the decks of an aircraft carrier adrift in the Pacific, Vladimir Putin winked as he assured Americans to ‘not worry about your government’s shutdown, Mother Russia is on your side.” Speaking to the Russian Pravda news agency, Vladimir Putin has vowed to use the time...

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