Iran Plans To Sue Hollywood Over Argo

Iran, the country that is building nuclear weapons against orders from the UN and is putting the world at risk for World War III is angry.  They feel anger, outrage and frustration right now not because they are being sanctioned or even because Mahmoud Ahmdinejad dared give Fidel Castro’s mother a hug as she grieved for her son who just died from cancer (okay, they are a bit upset over that), instead, they are cheesed with Ben Afleck.

The government of Iran does not agree with Afleck’s movie that pretty much states that they are a nation full of terrorizing misfits who would take joy in nuking a country.  Imagine the Joker with a nuclear bomb and that is the scenario you would face if you had Iran with a nuclear bomb.  We could have gone with a Bane reference, but Iran’s plotting would not involve holding a city that you plan to destroy hostage for a week so that Batman has enough time to suit up and save the day, despite 8 years of retirement and for some reason needing the help of catwoman to do so.

The aristocrats.

But seriously, this is no joke.  Our sources at the AP have made a headline of this and my colleagues at the New York Times have corroaborated it as well.  No official word has been issued by Iran’s central command, but we expect the official declaration of war against Hollywood to be called tonight.