Justin Bieber Caught Smoking the Doobie Weed

Hollywood, California – Justin Bieber has been caught smoking some doobie weed.  As you can see in our evidence to the left, affiliate celebrity news giant TMZ has come upon imagery that depicts Justin Bieber holding what looks like a stiffie blunt.

Sources close to the singer said that he scored some magic mint swag from a hedgeshops, which is the most dangerous and addictive of all marijuana strains.  I wish I could see the statistics, because from what I have observed marijuana addicts who are on the stuff are flighty, promiscious and have their hormones messed up.  From the feminine timbred voice of the singer and his scrawny body that purportedly cheats around and gets 24-year-old women pregnant after his concerts, I would estimate he has been smoking this poison for years now.

When Bieber started hanging out with Usher and his little gang of Los Angeles crypt keepers, I predicted this would be the natural end of the cycle.  We can see Bieber is already wearing as schwag hoodie, which is one of the main signs that your teen is a weedie addict.

It is good news that Selena Gomez corre corred la migrad away from Justin Bieber as fast as she could, because now that this kid is possessed by this drug he has nowhere to go but down from here.  His life is already falling apart:  he has been beaten out by Psy on Youtube for number one.  He’s turned to drugs and hanging out with bums in a typically messy weedhead’s apartment.

Before long, he will lose his mind and end up on a VH1 special where he will confess marijuana smoking being the exact moment his life fell all apart.

This story serves as a great reminder for young people, of how weed will destroy your life.

Of all drugs on Earth, marijuana is the most dangerous.  While it is not quite as potent as heroine or Uncle Tweety’s liquid LSD, in the popular magic mint form in smokes like crack rock and can be as mind altering as Quaaludes.

Weed smokers are addicts and will deny these facts, which usually leads them to gateway lifestyle choices of prostitution and a slothful existance.  Every year, marijuana smoke is responsible for more than 30,000 cases of premature death.  Imagine the shame and sorrow a parent would feel to find the corpse of their child, one of the yearly 30,000 dead from marijuana ingestion.

We can only hope Justin Bieber does not fall into this statistic.