Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage After Hearing His Own Music
GLENDALE, Ariz. - Justin Bieber disgusted his audience late Saturday night after retching his guts live on stage. While some of the crowdgoers who caught ‘giblets’ of Justin’s content are purportedly selling them on Ebay, one girl fetching over $3,000, for the most part audience members are calling the singer’s sudden illness bizarre and pretty much gross.
Justin handlers immediately issued report that the singer had some ‘bad milk and cookies’ before the performance, but personnel who set Justin’s staging area report nothing but fresh fruit and vegetables were provided, by the singer’s request.
The only changed variable at the Jobing.com Arena venue is a reported error with the sound handling, resulting in Justin’s natural singing voice being fed back into the singer’s headset.
According to sources, Bieber had two separate vomiting spells after the erroneous feedback loop took place, the second of which caused the singer to flee the stage as his fans shrieked in disbelief at what they were seeing.
Diehard fans continued singing lyrics to the songs that were playing, giving a ‘self-concert’ while Bieber tried to regroup and pull himself together. Toward the end of the concert, Bieber returned to the stage to do a few songs and thank his fans for carrying on without him.
The person responsible for looping Bieber’s voice back to him has not been identified at time of report.
Author: Casey McKnight
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