The US government has funded scientists at UC Berkley to grow a ‘self-sustained’ marijuana biome. This week they release the results of ‘Miss Spider Mully’, the name they gave to the plant. Each leaf is said to smoke like normal pot, but pack the punch of LSD.
- Innocent hobby botanist David Latimer planted the prototype ‘bonggarden’ in 1960 and last watered it in 1972 before tightly sealing it shut ‘as an experiment’.
- The US federal government, under the Carter administration, granted millions of dollars for a group of UC Berkeley
- The hardy spiderworts marijuana plant inside can live on recycled air, nutrients and water
The plant is now being called ‘eternal marijuana’
As I perused the internet in my duties of cultural protector, I was devastated to learn that the ‘marijuana elite’ have created a new technology that will make the coming War on Drugs that much more tough on us conservative champions.
Since the times of The Gipper and his beautiful wife, Nancy Reagan, we have recognized marijuana as the most dangerous drug, loosely followed by crack-cocaine. Both drugs are absolutely dangerous: they cloud the mind, lead to prostitution and usually result in various disease or life choices that bring early death. The statistics indicate that those who smoke marijuana die 10 – 15 years earlier than those who are clean. Those who inject marijuana have even more dismal numbers, with over 60% morbidity rate after only three or four injections.
Despite these numbers, marijuana aficiandos are celebrating a new ‘bonged’ technology that will enable them to grow their dangerous herb plants in dangerous amounts. The one saving grace of this demonic herb is that it is usually tough to obtain: it only grows well in warm climates, so it must usually be imported from South America, through Mexico and then the United States.
Because it is so rare, however, it comes at a high price. Young men will join street gangs or steal in order to pay their ‘dealer’ to get their hands on the stuff. Young women, well, they will go through great lengths to get their high. It breaks the heart of you parents out there, but sometimes the truth hurts and will inspire you to action.
Young college students often experiment with weed, leaving them vulnerable, addicted and willing to do anything for more. While your son will likely steal or do the work of street gangs to fill his addiction, your daughter will turn to prostitution and get pregnant/diseased just for a few more hits or injections of liquid marijuana. Beware the signs and know that marijuana kills: fill free to attend our seminar at The Pony Ranch (on Laurel Canyon RD) this coming Sunday, 10 am, if you think your child may be addicted to marijuana. It will save their life.
David Latimer poses next to a technology he likely never thought would be twisted by the drug power elite worldwide.