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Obama Is Framing Chris Christie for the Bridge Scandal

Tired of “Obama’s complete liberal bulls**”, Christie stares down the POTUS in Air Force One and loudly explains to him why ‘he is a boneheaded child trapped in a man’s job.’

Trenton, New Jersey – Chris Christie has been stabbed in the back by none other than Barack Hussein Obama.  The United States Governor and probable 2016 Republican presidential candidate is being shellacked by Obama’s grand scheme to weaken the Republican Party before the 2016 elections.

The backstory to the entire debacle involves false-flag allegations, that somehow Governor Chris Christie and his staff were petty enough to enact revenge on Fort Lee Major Mark Sokolich.  Sokolich endorsed Christies opponent in the gubernatorial campaign, which apparently angered Christie so much that he wanted to get ultimate revenge by…randomly shutting down to access lanes on a bridge.

While the closing of  two access lanes on the New Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge stymied traffic into New York and created major backups, there is absolutely no proof that Chris Christie was involved in the shutdowns.  Emails created by Agents of Obama embedded into Christie’s staff are circulating around the toilet of the internet (liberal media news outlets), but they should not be taken seriously.

There are a few simple items that prove Christie’s innocence:

1.  Red Flag

The red flag that Obama is instigating this entire mess to muss Christie’s chance at leading America in 2016 comes from a typical ‘tearjerker’ story manufactured by the liberal media.

If we are to believe their loony version of events, as Chris Christie sat back in his black recliner, evilly stroking a cat and chortling back greasy Italian subs, the people of New Jersey and New York were in dire straights on the George Washington Bridge.

Women were going into labor, old men who ate prunes were messing their pants and busloads full of schoolchildren cried as tears froze on their faces, because traffic was held up so long cars were running out of gas.

Somehow in all this chaos, 4 EMS vehicles could not respond to emergencies.  One young woman, anxious to use her preexisting conditions in a local emergency room as it would have saved her life, died.  Christie purportedly laughed with delight because she was a Democrat.

This is where the liberal attack falls apart.  The ‘young woman’ who died was actually a 91-year-old woman who ‘would have died’ in no direct relation to the traffic conditions.  Bergen Record reports

2.  Chris Christie Knows No Shame

Governor Christie is loud and bold, like a bull elephant in a china shop.  If he knocked over the china, he would boldly mark the territory while looking in the shop owner’s eyes, wildly throwing back his head and trumpeting his elephant nose in loud triumph over dainty things.

This case is no different.  If Christie was really out to get revenge, he would have made it loud and personal some time ago.  It does not fit Chris Christie’s M.O. to sit back like a sitcom town council member and plan bridge backups to get revenge.

An analogy from history can drive this point home.  Henry II once asked, “Will no one rid me of this meddlesome preiest!?”  This was in reference to Thomas Becket, he questioned Henry’s policies.

Four knights made out to ruin Becket, and what do we have here?  Four knights of Obama are literally trying to ruin the life of Chris Christie.

Governor Christie has released this sincere statement about his betrayal and shock that he had Judas’ hidden in his staff.

“What I’ve seen today for the first time is unacceptable. I am outraged and deeply saddened to learn that not only was I misled by a member of my staff, but this completely inappropriate and unsanctioned conduct was made without my knowledge. One thing is clear: this type of behavior is unacceptable and I will not tolerate it because the people of New Jersey deserve better. This behavior is not representative of me or my Administration in any way, and people will be held responsible for their actions.”

As we continue to see this story develop, we will continue to see the Democrats try to injure Chris Christie’s sterling reputation.  Not sense President George W. Bush bravely lead America into a brave new era of peace, exploration and dominance over tyranny, has America been in such a position of needing to be rescued by an inept, immoral leader of liberal debauchery.

Under Obama’s lax rules, the moral have suffered.  The left-wing knows that if Christie gets to weigh in for a good four or eight years, all of their shenanigans will be brought to light and put to an end.  This is why as members of the New Conservative Agenda, we must pray and defend Christie through this trial of liberal conspiracy.