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Pack of Eagles Attack Obama Voters in Alaska

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A pack of mighty eagles swooped down from the heavens and attacked Obama voters in Alaska.

The prayers of Sarah Palin caused God to send a pack of mighty eagles down upon Alaska, where the giant predatory birds swooped down upon the heads and spooked potential Obama sympathizers.

“When the devil is roosting a nest of sinlings in your home state, you have to send his feathery angels,” Sarah Palin mused, watching the news footage from her estate in Wasilla.