Palestine has crossed the line by drawing a large display of twiddle rompus’ on the holy Western Wailing Wall overnight, declaring war against all nations of the Judeo-Christian faith. Israel reports that overnight, several Palestinian vandals drew a series of giant twiddle rompus on the holy Wailing Wall.  A group [...]

Texas parents are in jail tonight after luring their gay son into an SUV and allegedly leaving him in it to ‘sweat the gay away’.  The son is recovering from heat exposure in a hospital. A set of parents from Texas are in jail after allegedly luring their 19-year-old into [...]

A crusted, 3-day old packet of old McDonald’s fries spontaneously came to life and scared dozens of customers at a Florida area McDonald’s. Store workers claim that the packet of fries “must have fallen behind the garbage bag” and avoided being discarded on the day of service.  Constructed of chemicals [...]

With al-Baghdadi’s ISIS forces wrecking havoc in the Holy Lands, America now has a Christian duty to protect the ancient founding grounds  of our nation’s Judeo-Christian religion. Manifest Destiny calls out to America once again. The ancient land of our nation’s Christian Founding Fathers, the Middle East, have fallen into the [...]

The German National Soccer team was unstoppable.   Their passes, crisp and robotic.  Their thigh muscles, rippling as if they were of the god Apollo himself.  The entire nation of Brazil could do nothing but weep as the Germans boldly marched into their country and as they did in 1940s [...]

After last week’s Supreme Court ruling that made corporations a major shareholder in women’s wombs, local grocery store owners lobbied Congress to demand rights over the wombs of their female shoppers as well. “I think it is a great travesty that fetuses, corporations, husbands and politicians all get a share [...]

The Supreme Court’s decision to give human and religious rights to businesses opens up a world of possibilities wealthy Republican business owners, lobbyists, pastors and politicians in the War on Liberals.  (pictured:  Future President Mitt Romney and colleagues) The new Supreme Court ruling for Hobby Lobby opens up a litany [...]

A locally owned Oklahoma retail business is under heavy controversy today.  After yesterday’s landmark 5-4 Supreme Court decision to allow ‘closely-held’ companies to dictate terms of an employee’s insurance based on religious beliefs, the Home and Garden Retail store  immediately used the legal precedent to terminate the coverage of one of [...]

Hello dear friends and readers, Haywood Bynum III here and I have one deeply pressing question on my mind today. Since a woman’s womb is already owned by 1) a growing fetus (child), 2) Her Husband (should she choose to give up semi-sovereign rights when accepting a marriage proposal) and [...]

  Hello, my good friends and dear readers, Haywood Bynum III here.  After joyfully taking in today’s landmark Supreme Court decision, there is just one pressing question on my mind:  are women even people, really? Following today’s landmark 5-4 decision in favor of Hobby Lobby to force its female employees [...]