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Russian Olympians Used Performance Enhancing Marijuana To Win Olympic Gold

Russian President Vladimir Putin laughs off accusations that Team Russia used performance enhancing marijuana and judge bribes to win the most gold medals at the 2014 Sochi games.

The Russian Federation used marijuana to enhance the abilities of all their athletes at the 2014 winter games in Sochi.

Taking a page from the NFL’s Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks, who muscled their way to the Superbowl using potent strains of marijuana, Team Russia used copious amounts of marijuana in Sochi’s oxygen-thin air weeks before the games.

Olympian Michael Phelps, who won countless gold medals while hopped up on marijuana, never thought he would see an entire nation resort to the drug.

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While there are concerns that the Russians bribed judges to ensure dominance in ice-skating events, other athletes complained that the Russian athletes were able to ‘eat copious amounts of food and load in unprecedented amounts of carbohydrates’ before events, giving them more energy than their opponents.