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Scientific Proof Every Country Song Made in 2013 Is Exactly The Same

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[adsense]If you turn on Country Music TV right now, you’ll see a stylishly stubbled 20-something year old with bleached white teeth and spiked hair hanging around on farm equipment.  He’ll rock out a pair of Diesel jeans with fake acid wear on them, his buddies all wearing Livestrong braces.  For some reason JJ Abrams is making lens-flare everywhere, while the main singers croon a ditty in a very pop-rock, non-country manner.

NuCountry music is not country music at all, but even worse, it is all manufactured from the same pretend-t0-be-country shop.