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Team America vs. Team Canada Hockey, Loser Must Keep Justin Bieber

Sochi, Russian Federation – The fate of Western civilization once again plays out in the icy palisades of the Soviet Union.

In an unprecedented display of upping the ante, rumors are circulating that Justin Bieber will reside for at least half a year in the country who loses the hockey match between Team Canada and Team America in the Sochi games.

The United States, who dealt Russia a loss in overwhelming fashion, is the crowd favorite to win the game.  The Canadians are still smarting from the sub-par performance of their figure skating team falling to the talent of Team USA’s gold winning contenders.