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Tearful Dick Vitale Laments Duke Loss To Mercer, Claims ‘2014 NCAA Tourney is F*ck** Rigged Against Coach Mike Krzyzewski’

Chapel Hill, North Carolina – Wrestling back a flood of tears, a clearly shocked Dick Vitale emerged from a bar early Saturday morning to answer questions on how it happened.  How did Duke get beat by the likes of Mercer in the 2014 NCAA Tournament?

Duke’s Coach Mike Krzyzewski took the high road, claiming the loss was ‘at least at the hands of a great team’.  But long time non-biased commentator Dick Vitale knows the truth.  The 2014 NCAA tournament is clearly rigged and I am going to say, it was fixed by billionaire Warren Buffet and Quicken Loans.

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Jabari Parker should be able to defeat Mercer on his owns.  With his crisp shooting and court presence, let alone the NBA aura that just surrounds his very person, there is no way he should have lost the game.

We’ve seem some fish stuff this year in sports.  Let us not forget about how shocked Peyton Manning was during the first snap of the 2014 Super Bowl, when his own teammates betrayed his legendary season for a bit of cash.  Now we see that Duke was forced to not play at their forte, no telling what sort of threats were made against their families should they try to defeat Mercer.

Just look at the anguish on the face of our friend Dick Vitale here.  My heart goes out to Duke for having to take place in this 2014 year of sports and I just have to say this is the type of world we live in when Obama is president.