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Top Secret Canadian Warship Heading Toward Russia


[adsense]Ottawa, Canada – The Royal Canadian Navy has unleashed its might upon the Atlantic, offering support to US naval force’s strategic positioning pending a war with Russia.

Canadian officials announced it would unleash ‘the entire might of its Navy’ and only moments later, a skipper was seen paddling toward Russia from the Canadian province of British Columbia.

The boat’s captain appeared hearty and healthy, braving the choppy Northern Pacific in a direct route to Russia. ┬áThe Canadians plan to ‘establish a beachhead if necessary, softening up Russia’s coastal defenses with a bombardment of stern threats of surrender’.