You Cannot Believe Everything You Read on the Internet
Warning: The image above is another liberal Obama-media attempt to destroy American businesses. In the ad, people with Emerson microwaves are encouraged to put a metal spoon in the microwave so Emerson microwaves will suddenly start blowing up and the American company will start having to do recalls, and then go bankrupt unless they let Obama socialize the company.
My dear friends, I’ve come to a very troubling discovery. It seems there are millions of people out there who believe every word they read on the Internet.
Here’s the problem:
Expectation: Every word I read on the internet will be written by knowledgeable people with good values and intent on correctly informing me on important issues.
Reality: 90% of media companies are owned by non-Christian liberals. These liberals will lie, cheat, manipulate and deceive you, so that they can forward what ever sick twisted, anti-logical agenda and you will be misinformed and act on that information.
The Infographic above is something you could expect to see running on news rags like the HuffPost or even worse the New York Times. Oh, you think the Times is good values journalism? Then why are they spreading lies and scaremongering all the potential 2016 presidential candidates?
Do you remember how GMC recently had to recall numerous vehicles?
On the surface, it would seem that they were being greedy and irresponsible. In actuality, Obama personally oversaw a secret Democrat conspiracy when he took Congressional power in the early aughts. Behind the back of President Bush, Obama plotted with the Ayatollahs to sell defective parts to GMC and cause all the recalls we have today.
Here is another doozy I came across today from a aluminum-hat haven called MotherJones.com. These are the very people who tried to make it look like Mitt Romney was a greedy businessman out of touch with poors, when in reality he was a trickle-down proponent who would have made sure the poors received the best of the leftovers from the corporate-executive cycle.
Actual Headline: Scientists Are Beginning to Figure Out Why Conservatives Are…Conservative
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/07/biology-ideology-john-hibbing-negativity-bias
It should come as no surprise that the site is actually a radical, loony blog ran by Jimmy Carter’s son. Irregardless of their claims to be a real news site, we can site it is rife with spelling errors and grammar usage that a news company with a proper editor would never publish.
In the meat of the article, they claim that conservatives have some sort of brain disorder that makes us compulsive liars that will make “leaps of logic” to shoehorn our beliefs into reality.
If that was the case, then why is it that the greatest sham of modern times is the fact that liberal media somehow convinced millions of people that Obama is American and not Kenyan, when we produced endless proof that showed the facts.
At any rate, I have compiled a list of media figures who are deceptive. I will do exposes on their lies in the future, so if you want anyone else reviewed and exposed please include them in our Community Chat section on the bottom.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LIST CONTAINS LIBERAL CHARLATANS WHO ARE MASTER MANIPULATORS. THEY CLAIM TO BE REAL “NEWS” or “JOURNALISTS”, BUT THEY INSTEAD HAVE SOME SORT OF “AGENDA”. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO GO OVER THIS LIST WITH ANY GULLIBLE PEOPLE, SUCH AS FACEBOOK FRIENDS, PERHAPS A WIFE/CHILDREN, BORDERLINE LIBERALS.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson – Atheist Agenda
Andersoon Cooper 360 – HomoGay Agenda
CNN – Obama Liberal Agenda
David Letterman – Communist
Jon Stewart – Veiled Wolf
Stephen Colbert – Veiled Wolf
Bill O’Reilly – Double Agent
Jezebel.com - Lesbian/Feminist Agenda
Reddit.com – Liberal think tank
Facebook.com – Liberal conspiracy to distract public from homework and work, so that people lose their jobs and have to sign up for Obamacare and food stamps.
New York Times – Official newspaper of the Democratic Party
The Atlantic Wire – Hipster version of the New York Times (New York Times ‘light’)
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Here is basically everything you just said, with corresponding argument.
You: The image above is another liberal Obama-media attempt to destroy American businesses. People with Emerson microwaves are encouraged to put a metal spoon in the microwave.
Me: The image is three images stuck together, with meme-text added, in order to convince people that the poster is somehow funny. Advertisements are generally more well-thought-out and prettier. Also, nobody has ever advertised a microwave in the history of ever.
You: 90% of media companies will lie, cheat, manipulate, and deceive you, so they can forward whatever sick twisted, anti-logical agenda [sic].
Me: News corporations and media companies are watched by everyone because they consistently broadcast the truth, and only the truth. They do not even offer opinions most of the time, and stick to fact and fact alone.
You: The infographic is something you could expect to see in the Huffington Post or the New York Times.
Me: Both Huffpost and NYTimes use photos of people, in the act of doing things. They do not sew three pictures together and add meme-text, then write an entire story about it. I challenge you to provide an actual example. Also, is it an advertisement or a news article? You seem to think it’s both.
You: Here’s a link to NYTime’s scandalous article of lies and scaremongering.
Me: Here’s a link to a NYTimes article about proper facts, none of which are scandalous or scary, which can be backed by just about every news company and just looking at the federal records.
You: This news corporation is completely stupid, using errors left and right, and this article states that conservatives have a brain disorder that makes us compulsive liars to make leaps of logic.
Me: This is a legitimate news corporation, run by people unafraid to tell the truth. It is not a blog, nor is it radical, nor is it loony. You misspelled ‘cite’ and used improper grammar usage in the same sentence that you bashed it with. And the article says that conservatives have a different brain structure that is initially opposed to new ideas, which is backed by scientific fact and common sense. The words ‘lie’ and ‘leaps of logic’ appear nowhere in the entire article.
You: These things are wrong: Atheist agendas, homo-gay agendas, liberal agendas, communism, and lesbian/feminist agendas.
Me: Atheist agendas are fine. A good Christian would not try to force things on other people, but to gently explain that those things are bad and encourage them peacefully. “Homo-gay” agendas are fine. The pope himself supports homosexuality, and nowhere in the entire bible does it say homosexuality is bad. It says homosexual _sex_ is unhealthy, in the Leviticus section, which also says that clothes made from different fabrics are a sin, as is eating shrimp and having a period, ever. I wouldn’t take that so literally. Liberal agendas can be thought of as different ways, but remember that people can do what they like. Communism has nothing to do with David Letterman and never has. And lesbian doesn’t mean feminist, it’s a female-only synonym for gay. Feminism can go do its thing in the corner and have no impact on everyday life.
Also, your attacks on specific people: CNN is the most reliable news network in the world. If it spread incorrect information, ever, everyone else would lose it.
If you have a problem with Stephen Colbert’s show, I don’t see why. He’s a good Christian and has even had bishops and such on the show, routinely speaks out against homosexuality, and is completely harmless as his show is mostly for entertainment value, as is John Stewart’s. If you have a problem with his personality, you should remember that he’s only stupid for the show, and has maintained his television personality for so long as a joke.
Reddit.com is a place for people to post humorous things and random blitherings that for the most part nobody takes seriously. If you want to bash particular subreddits, I have comebacks for those too.
Facebook.com was never intended to distract people from work, and if Obama or the government got more than taxes’ worth of money from it we wouldn’t be in this national debt. They have nothing to do with it. Facebook was created as a way for people to be closer to each other when they’re physically far apart.
NY Times is the single most respected news source everywhere.
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