NBC dropped that it is now in the vampire game, with a retelling of Dracula starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Meyers, most previously known best for his work as King Henry VIII on The Tudors, is well-suited for the role.  His ability to act noble, coy and duplicitous was more than [...]

Washington, DC – Nervous Republican congressmen called an emergency meeting at a local IHOP, where an undercover Mother Jones operative managed to eavesdrop on their conversation. Sporting khaki shorts and a polo, a shaky looking House Speaker Boehner stood in front of the politicians gathered at a group of pushed-together [...]

In Florida, where a grown man can stalk down a black 15-year-old child walking back to his father’s suburban home and shoot him in cold blood because he looked suspicious with his black skin and hoodie, a jury had the temerity to find a black Florida mother guilty for firing [...]

For those who don’t know, Snoop Dogg’s son Cordell Broadus is a top-ten wide receiver recruit who is slated to play college football at one of the top ranked national programs. Young Broadus weighed in on the Lane Kiffin issue at USC.  Kiffin, who seemed ironically perplexed by USC’s struggles [...]

Topeka, KS – A family of local Republican hillbillies is in absolute shock after finding that without new ObamaCare Medicaid coverage, their family is actually uninsured. The Skinner’s family trouble started after a drunken weekend tailgate party, where they met with neighbors to get ready for the upcoming Kansas City [...]

House Republicans have officially betrayed America.  Due to not liking Barack Obama, House Republicans are willing to destroy the United States instead of working on a health insurance plan that will guarantee each and every American has access to good health. Good health is a right of Americans, a fundamental [...]

Obamacare Premiums Lower Than Expected, By State New reports indicate that buying individual insurance on the 36 federally run exchanges, classically called Obamacare, will be lower than expected for consumers. Before subsidies, the average premium for an Obamacare plan will be $328 a month.  This amount reflects a near 20% drop [...]

Beijing, China – A Chinese man’s nose became horrifically damaged following an infection.  The man, named Xiaolian, was informed by the Chinese government that he could qualify for a free experiment:  become the first man with an artificial nose grown on his body. The backstory here begins when Xiaolian was [...]

Taking to Twitter, a shocked US President Barack H. Obama could hardly find words to express shock that House Republicans voted to shutdown the US government, not fund it, unless Obama gave up on Obamacare, entirely. If the government shuts down, the US economy could be thrown into a catapult [...]

Eagle’s Beak, Montana - Republican lawmakers in a small Montana town are up in arms after amazing reports of a crazed cat opening fire in a gun supply store. Fortunately, no people were injured as the cat’s aim was reportedly ‘remarkably poor’, according to eye witnesses. The Montana-based Foundation Against Violent [...]