Parents Allegedly Lock Gay Son In Hot Car for 13 Hours, “Make Him Sweat Out the Gay”
July 13, 2014 2:27 am
Texas parents are in jail tonight after luring their gay son into an SUV and allegedly leaving him in it to ‘sweat the gay away’. The son is recovering from heat exposure in a hospital. A set of parents from Texas are in jail after allegedly luring their 19-year-old into [...]
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NSA Announced Over 330 Terrorists May Be Living in United States
June 1, 2014 6:49 pm
The NSA came out with a fiery report detailing that under Barack Obama, the United States has reached critical mass in the amount of terrorists who may be living in the country. “There are over 330 million possible terrorists living in the United States,” a report from the NSA confirmed. [...]
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Vladimir Putin Changes Russia’s Name Back to the USSR
April 16, 2014 7:20 pm
Moscow, Soviet Union – Many Americans foolishly fell into a lullaby mindset that the Soviet Union died when the Berlin Wall fell and Soviet states gained autonomy. Vladimir Putin’s recent actions in Crimea serve as a swift slap in the face to ideologues like Obama and company who thought [...]
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Telegraph: “Aborted Babies Incinerated To Heat UK Hospitals”
March 24, 2014 4:15 pm
The remains of more than 15,000 babies were incinerated as ‘clinical waste’ by hospitals in Britain with some used in ‘waste to energy’ plants. I am as liberal and progressive as they come, but even I feel a very anxious, nauseated rise as I wrote the headline. I literally [...]
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March 22, 2014 4:18 pm
The internet has been abuzz with a story about a young woman named Gemma Sheridan who was trapped on a Pacific Island for 7 years. The woman has now purportedly come forward and will do an interview with NBC Dateline and is also reportedly courting several movie and book deals [...]
Beggars In Brazil Now Accept Credit Cards
January 9, 2014 3:03 am
In a major example of ‘sign of the times’, a Reddit user uploaded a picture showing a beggar encountered in Brazil. It is now commonplace for beggars to allow ‘plastic’ transactions, meaning you can donate money to them by swiping their credit card. It is not yet confirmed if this [...]
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Satanic Temples Reveal 7-Foot Baphomet Satan Statue Design For Oklahoma State Capitol
January 7, 2014 5:44 pm
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (KMWTV) – The Satanic Temple, based out of New York City, unleashed its design for a seven-foot Satan Statue design, slated to be erected as a monument in the Oklahoma State Capitol Building. The monstrous statue, which will be taller than most visitors, features Baphomet sitting [...]
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Pope Francis Comes Out of Closet As True Christian, Absolutely Shocks Republicans
December 30, 2013 3:50 pm
Washington, DC (TopNews) – The Republican Party is in chaotic disarray and steeping in madness. Pope Francis announced recently that he is a true Christian, partially by condemning greed of capitalism and embracing atheists and gays as equals who should not be judged by himself or others. “The Pope’s most [...]
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Fox News Host Now Says Grinch Is Black, “Because He Steals Christmas”
December 21, 2013 7:05 am
Not content with saying Jesus and Santa are white and anyone who thinks otherwise is ‘delusional’, Fox News continued to shock America by accusing the ‘Grinch’ of being black, “because he steals Christmas.” The Grinch, the famed titular character of ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’, was summarily named by Fox [...]
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George Zimmerman Sells This American Flag Painting for $100,000, But Did He Rip The Image from Shutterstock?
December 18, 2013 1:54 am
All-’merican George Zimmerman is yet again in the headlines. This guy is better than the Kardashians, Snooki and Lindsay Lohan combined in finding absurd ways to keep his ‘celebrity’ name out there. Though if we eventually get George Zimmernan upskirt photos, I am bailing out of the media business for [...]
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