Mii Fighter Wields Chakram, Gale Strikes and Shurikens of Light in Super Smash Brothers Wii U and 3DS
June 17, 2014 12:29 pm
An awesome and great update from Super Smash Brothers for Wii U and 3DS. Here we see one of the newest characters, the Mii (which is you, Nintendoized) fighting in Super Smash Brothers U. The Mii Swordfighter has the option to wield at least three different types of attack [...]
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Wii U Sales Up 15,000 Day Thanks to Mario Kart 8
2:36 am
Reggie Fils-Aime, Nintendo of America president, reports great news for Nintendo fans: since the release of Mario Kart 8, 15,000 Wii U systems have been sold per day. “In the two weeks prior to the launch, versus what we’ve seen now following the launch of Mario Kart 8, we’re selling [...]
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Omg… What is this?
February 24, 2014 8:07 am
Post by AnyGAG. My best scientific guess here is that it is supernatural. As the video goes along, you can almost hear a Satanic rumble as this God-made lake is sucked into the fiery abyss of hell down below. Some of my liberal colleagues have ‘theorized’ that it’s the result [...]
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Democrats Now Create Food Stamps For Pets SNAP Card
February 26, 2013 4:22 am
The screenshot is included up above, because many of you radical democrats will try to deny what your socialist president has created. There is now a Food Stamps for Pet program that allows irresponsible people to adopt pets, then force American taxpayers to pay for them. The number of people [...]
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School Shooting at Taft Union High School California, Two Reported Injured
January 10, 2013 6:24 pm
BREAKING: Two reported injured at Taft High School in Taft, California from gun shot wounds. KERO News reports the shooter is in Kustody. KCAL LA and ABC 7 confirm this report. Two people have been shot and have not yet been named. The incident occurred this morning after 9 am. [...]
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Emma Watson Stopped By TSA, Agents Use “Looks too Young” Card to Frisk Her
January 9, 2013 11:05 am
Emma Watson was simply trying to get through the airport, but was stopped by US TSA agents because they thought ‘she looked to young to be traveling by herself’. In what may be the most classic case of pulling over an actress to cop a feel and personal time, the [...]
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Hillary Clinton Blood Clot Between Brain and Skull
January 1, 2013 6:44 pm
Washington – Republicans who badgered United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton should all go to Mass and repent this week, because only a deranged person would make fun of a 70-year-old woman who has a blood clot between her brain and skull. Doctors in Washington, D.C., confirm Hillary Clinton [...]
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Marijuana Tourism in Colorado May Teach Other States Lesson
November 10, 2012 2:00 pm
Only days after passsing Amendment 64, Colorado has become the subject of intense political debate. Should America really have a state where smoking marijuana is legal? And furthermore, should states even have the right to say doing so is fine if it is expressly forbidden by the federal government? With [...]
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Winner For Free Kansas City Renaissance Festival Tickets Announced
October 10, 2012 3:33 pm
Congratulations to Patrick Cunningham, winner of our 2 Free tickets to Kansas City Renaissance Festival’s closing weekend. Thank you to every who entered the drawing and remember to subscribe to TopekasNews and follow us on Facebook to keep up-to-date for future drawings and events. The next big prize involves the [...]
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How To Dance to Dubstep (Moral Style)
September 24, 2012 12:36 am
Wherein in this song, I show how one can Dubstep, Christian style.
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