A new picture showing Neil DeGrasse Tyson praying has surfaced on the internet.  Recently, news broke that several producers of the morally unconscious show Cosmos:  A Spacetime Odyssey came down with an illness that had similar features to the MERS virus that is scaring WHO scientists. There is no known medicinal cure [...]

Today Chinese National Media is buzzing with news of the country’s latest genetic achievement, a giraffe-elephant hybrid. Beijing, China – China continues to display its scientific superiority to America.  For no other reason than showing the world, namely America,  how far its abilities in genetic manipulation have come, Chinese scientists revealed [...]

A pack of mighty eagles swooped down from the heavens and attacked Obama voters in Alaska. The prayers of Sarah Palin caused God to send a pack of mighty eagles down upon Alaska, where the giant predatory birds swooped down upon the heads and spooked potential Obama sympathizers. “When the devil [...]

CCTV footage captures moment Asimo robot kicks a guard off the top of Honda Robotic Laboratory Headquarters in Tokyo, Japan. Tokyo, Japan – Japan had to call in US special forces to help track down Honda’s advanced Asimo Robot. Standing at 4’3″ tall and near 120 pounds, the robot went [...]

Beijing, China – Chinese scientists announced the world’s first shark-horse chimera, which locals are calling the 鯊妖馬 (literally translating into “The Great Horse Shark Demon”). Scientists reveal that the creature has a largely mammalian bauplän, including cardio-respiratory and pulmonary systems.  In testing the creature could gallop upwards 65 miles per hour and [...]

Denver, Colorado and Coachella Valley, California – Marijuana candies, sold on the street as ‘Uncle Tweety’s Chewy Flipper’ and ‘Gummy Satans’ are taking the country by storm.  Each candy is an emulsification of sweetened Jello, vodka and minced marijuana.  Huffington Post reports that within a week, 9 college students have [...]