Germany Considers Starting World War III After US Caught Spying on Its President Merkel

With a proud history of starting the first two World Wars, Germany on Saturday declared it will officially consider starting World War III to express its displeasure.  “It has been over some 70-years now since we last reigned in terror upon mankind.  I think everyone has forgot just how much chaos we can bring to humanity when we are upset,” a visibly frustrated Angela  Merkel told the Associated Press.

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What’s troubling is that in recent weeks, Germany has been in highly secretive talks with China.  Surveillance photographs of Merkel walking along and inspecting the Chinese army are circulating today.  Washington insiders reveal that instead of allying with Japan, this time around Germany will probably make alliance with China, who is less vulnerable to US airstrikes and has a formidable nuclear arsenal and means of deployment.

Poland has submitted a petition to the UN Security council, citing that the German war ministry is requesting ‘talks for the redrawing of borders.’  Poland expresses ‘deep concern’ that Germany may be trying to once again invade and take its land.

Much like in World War II, it seems Germany is relying on Asian military might to keep America busy while they bring destruction to the rest of Europe.

Photographs of China staging military operations aimed at tearing down and conquering America are becoming more prominent.

Here we can see the Chinese Army doing a staged operation to ‘scare Americans out of their favorite hangouts’.

China plans to open “Chinese/American” friendship centers in conquered US towns and cities, to assimilate Americans to their cause.  Only yesterday, Chinese media revealed a backup plan to nuke every major American city should conversion and assimilation prove futile.

Edward Snowden is said to be traveling to Germany this weekend, to reveal all the secrets he knows about America in return for being made a lieutenant in the growing German armies.  No word yet from the UN or Washington about the Germany’s latest antics.

Merkel reports that with the US’ history of spying on the German people, she can ‘see no other alternative but to shake the foundations of civilization once again’.

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