When Uruguay legalized marijuana right before the 2013 soccer season, the world held its breath as everyone new that marijuana aficionado Luis Suarez would constantly imbibe the drug with passion.  But today, we can see the effects of marijuana as it caused a crazed Suarez to bite a Italian player’s jugular [...]

  Fox News hot Megyn Kelly dares claim legendary United States President George W. Bush and his wise Number One, Vice President Dick Cheney, were complicit in some sort of misleading scheme in Iraq.  Kelly tried to pretend that under the leadership of Bush and Cheney, the people of Iraq [...]

Little did you parents in Colorado, Washington and other weed enabled states know this, but the ice-cream man is now allowed to sell lactose flavored marijuana to your children. Just take a good look at it.  There it is.  The very thing I warned would happen if the liberals were [...]

Residents of Aurora, Colorado, smoke copious amounts of gluten-free marijuana over the weekend.  Unlike normal marijuana, gluten-free marijuana is non-allergenic and carcinogenic, but this comes at the cost of being highly addictive.   Aurora, Colorado – As you know, marijuana is the most dangerous and annoying drug of all time. [...]

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – A local hospital announced a major miracle this Sunday:  14 formally terminal patients have been cured within a week, thanks to the facility’s new Department of Faith Healing and Diagnostic Medicine. Dr. Kent Friesz reports, “In my 25 years of practice, I’ve never seen such a [...]

I find it hopelessly hilarious how women will let their midsections turn into cupcakes and their backsides into turn cellulite patties, and then wonder why their men’s eyes are straying to more fit and responsible women. There is a major epidemic because there are way too many of you fat [...]

 If you are anything like the majority of other Americans, you probably suffer from a gluten allergy.  Gluten is a dangerous substance that can cause you to be very ill and if you are smart, you would immediately get onto a gluten-free diet. But what many people do not realize [...]

 Facebook is down.  A message showing “Something went wrong, we’re working on getting this fixed as soon as we can” is p opping up and messing up communications worldwide. Facebook is usually reliable enough that this message does not display, so do not lose faith fellow Facebookers.  Every site, even [...]

  An awesome and great update from Super Smash Brothers for Wii U and 3DS. Here we see one of the newest characters, the Mii (which is you, Nintendoized) fighting in Super Smash Brothers U. The Mii Swordfighter has the option to wield at least three different types of attack [...]

  Obama dragged America into a costly, deadly war in Iraq that severely damaged the US economy, international relations and cost the lives of brave American troops.  Now, insurgents continue to roost in Iraq and smug Obama is to blame. I hate to say I told you so, but right [...]