Fukushima Crazy Ants Terrorizing American Southwest, Eating Human Flesh
Fullerton, California – The American Southwest is suffering a plague of Fukushima Crazy Ants. The new ant species multiples with k values that puts the most frisky bacteria to shame, and they eat with the greedy voraciousness of a starved wolf in a bunny ranch. Two caged mountain lions have been eaten by the ants and one student from Cal State Fullerton alleges while he was sitting outside the university’s nearby Flamebroiler, a swarm of ants descended on him and pinched his skin until he was forced to leave his cabbage chicken with double magic sauce behind.
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Author: Haywood Bynum III Leading the charge of faith at Bible Fellowship Church.
