Scientists Finally Confess Triceratops Not Real, Evolution A Hoax

Triceratops skeleton at the American Museum of Natural History is a fake, along with all other dinosaurs fossils. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

For years people of faith and of the cloth have lectured the unsaved world about their fantasy beliefs in dinosaurs.  How preposterous to think that giant, mutant reptiles once terrorized the Earth, walking around defying common sense and logic as they blew fire from their faces, grew over 20 feet tall and had all sorts of armaments on their body!

To me, the most preposterous of all dinosaurs was the triceratops.  With its magical helmet head with three pitched forks coming out of it (designed by Satan anyone, hello!), it just defied logic that any self-respecting museum, adult or teacher could keep a straight face as they convinced generation after generation of innocent children this make-believe beast was real.

Well finally, scientists are fessing up.  Up there with Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, we can now add Dinosaurs, especially triceratops.   Scientists finally have confessed they made up triceratops, to try to drum up support for evolution and make creationism seem less cool.

It turns out that triceratops was actually conceived from a fake drawing, called the torosaurus.  The original ‘triceratops’ looked like any other creature from hit movie The Land Before Time, drawn in the iconic yet patently cheap Hanna-Barbara style of the 1960s.

Torosaurus latus, a ceratopsian from the Late Cretaceous of North America, pencil drawing, digital coloring (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Daily Mail reports:

The research, which appeared in the Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology, says that the neck-frill and horns changed shape as the animal aged because they were spongy and would not harden until the dinosaur was an adult.

Scannella says.,”Even in the most mature specimens that we’ve examined, there is evidence that the skull was still undergoing dramatic changes at the time of death.”

Now if you read through all the fancy words and such, you can see the scientists are all slowly backpeddling.  They don’t want to come right out and say ‘Ha, gotcha!’ like they did when they confessed Pluto does not exist, but they are slowly telling us what faith dictated long ago.  Dinosaurs are not real, especially the triceratops.

Any Joe Schmoe can dig around deep into Earth, find crushed rocks that resemble ‘bones’ and arrange them to look like a cool fossil set with enough time and money.

The Story of Creation makes it perfectly clear Earth was founded 6,000 years ago, Adam being the first human and he named all the animals what we call them today.  He saw a big cat that roared and named it a mighty lion!  He saw animals soaring in the sky and said, ‘These shall be called birds.”  God was jotting all this down, in case Adam forgot when he passed the information on to his children he didn’t know he would have at the time.

But nowhere in the Bible does it talk about dinosaurs.  Even a unicorn is mentioned once, but you never see dinosaurs.  And that is because dinosaurs are not real.  It is good to finally see some honesty in science.  Dinosaurs are the crux of evolutionary theory, so in time we will finally have scientists confess evolution is all a hoax too.