Donald Sterling: I’m Not Racist, “I Put Food On Black People’s Table”

April 28, 2014 1:38 pm0 comments
Donald Sterling: I’m Not Racist, “I Put Food On Black People’s Table”

Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling is facing even more heat today. New extended audio allegedly reveals the embattled owner providing evidence of his non-racist attitude. How can Donald Sterling not be racist, he puts food on the table of black people? Unbelievable: The backstory to this controversy started when [...]

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Ultimate Warrior Real Name James Brian Hellwig, Dead at 54

April 9, 2014 7:30 am0 comments
Ultimate Warrior Real Name James Brian Hellwig, Dead at 54

The Ultimate Warrior’s real name is James Brian Hellwig.  The WWE made the sad announcement today that the Ultimate Warrior, James Hellwig, passed away.  He was 54-years-old. TMZ reports Hellwig was leaving a hotel late Tuesday night, when he suddenly fell down and lost consciousness.  The legendary wrestler was leaving [...]

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Legendary Wrestler Ultimate Warrior Dead at 54

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Legendary Wrestler Ultimate Warrior Dead at 54

 WWE just announced the death of the Ultimate Warrior.  One of the greatest entertainers in the industry, James Hellwig (The Ultimate Warrior), died only moments after Wrestlemania and just a few days after being inducted to Hall of Fame for the WWE. Sources claim the wrestler had a syncopal episode [...]

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Nets Sign Openly Gay Jason Collins, Everyone On Team Does Not Spontaneously Catch Gay, Aids

February 23, 2014 7:05 pm0 comments
Nets Sign Openly Gay Jason Collins, Everyone On Team Does Not Spontaneously Catch Gay, Aids

Brooklyn, New York –  Shocking conservative commentators nationwide, the Brooklyn Nets signed the first openly gay NBA player, Jason Collins. Causing even more shock, the entire team has not caught gay or AIDS. For years, there has been a stigma against having a gay man on a professional sports team. [...]

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Russian Olympians Used Performance Enhancing Marijuana To Win Olympic Gold

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Russian Olympians Used Performance Enhancing Marijuana To Win Olympic Gold

The Russian Federation used marijuana to enhance the abilities of all their athletes at the 2014 winter games in Sochi. Taking a page from the NFL’s Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks, who muscled their way to the Superbowl using potent strains of marijuana, Team Russia used copious amounts of marijuana [...]

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Team America vs. Team Canada Hockey, Loser Must Keep Justin Bieber

February 21, 2014 4:49 am0 comments
Team America vs. Team Canada Hockey, Loser Must Keep Justin Bieber

Sochi, Russian Federation – The fate of Western civilization once again plays out in the icy palisades of the Soviet Union. In an unprecedented display of upping the ante, rumors are circulating that Justin Bieber will reside for at least half a year in the country who loses the hockey [...]

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