Russia Shoots Down Malaysian Airliner Over Ukraine, 23 Americans and 295 Other Passengers Dead

July 17, 2014 4:28 pm0 comments
Russia Shoots Down Malaysian Airliner Over Ukraine, 23 Americans and 295 Other Passengers Dead

Another Malaysian airliner became lost over Ukraine and mistaking it for a warplane, the Russia shot it down. 23 Americans have their body parts scattered all over the Ukraine.    295 lives lost total. I hate to bring politics into this, but it is all Obama’s fault. If Obama would [...]

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Parents Allegedly Lock Gay Son In Hot Car for 13 Hours, “Make Him Sweat Out the Gay”

July 13, 2014 2:27 am0 comments
Parents Allegedly Lock Gay Son In Hot Car for 13 Hours, “Make Him Sweat Out the Gay”

Texas parents are in jail tonight after luring their gay son into an SUV and allegedly leaving him in it to ‘sweat the gay away’.  The son is recovering from heat exposure in a hospital. A set of parents from Texas are in jail after allegedly luring their 19-year-old into [...]

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Is It Time For America To Invade The Middle East and Rename It New America

July 10, 2014 5:01 am0 comments
Is It Time For America To Invade The Middle East and Rename It New America

With al-Baghdadi’s ISIS forces wrecking havoc in the Holy Lands, America now has a Christian duty to protect the ancient founding grounds  of our nation’s Judeo-Christian religion. Manifest Destiny calls out to America once again. The ancient land of our nation’s Christian Founding Fathers, the Middle East, have fallen into the [...]

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German Soccer Team Uses Nazi Super Soldier Serum To Beat Brazil 7-1, Risks Start of World War III

July 8, 2014 11:41 pm0 comments
German Soccer Team Uses Nazi Super Soldier Serum To Beat Brazil 7-1, Risks Start of World War III

The German National Soccer team was unstoppable.   Their passes, crisp and robotic.  Their thigh muscles, rippling as if they were of the god Apollo himself.  The entire nation of Brazil could do nothing but weep as the Germans boldly marched into their country and as they did in 1940s [...]

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Local Grocery Stores Now Asking To Be Shareholders in Women’s Wombs

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Local Grocery Stores Now Asking To Be Shareholders in Women’s Wombs

After last week’s Supreme Court ruling that made corporations a major shareholder in women’s wombs, local grocery store owners lobbied Congress to demand rights over the wombs of their female shoppers as well. “I think it is a great travesty that fetuses, corporations, husbands and politicians all get a share [...]

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Oklahoma Store Uses Supreme Court Ruling To Deny Health Insurance to Gay Employee, “Your Lifestyle Does Not Agree With Our Belief-System”

July 1, 2014 7:05 pm1 comment
Oklahoma Store Uses Supreme Court Ruling To Deny Health Insurance to Gay Employee, “Your Lifestyle Does Not Agree With Our Belief-System”

A locally owned Oklahoma retail business is under heavy controversy today.  After yesterday’s landmark 5-4 Supreme Court decision to allow ‘closely-held’ companies to dictate terms of an employee’s insurance based on religious beliefs, the Home and Garden Retail store  immediately used the legal precedent to terminate the coverage of one of [...]

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