Hillary Clinton Blood Clot Between Brain and Skull

Washington – Republicans who badgered United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton should all go to Mass and repent this week, because only a deranged person would make fun of a 70-year-old woman who has a blood clot between her brain and skull.

Doctors in Washington, D.C., confirm Hillary Clinton has a blood clot.  The clot is thought to come from her passing out several weeks ago, a point at which she suffered a concussion.  Republicans, including the biased pundits of Fox News, claimed Hillary Clinton was ‘faking it’ to avoid talking about the September 11 Benghazi massacre.

Doctors predict that Hillary Clinton will make a full recovery and fortunately, the bloot clot is currently in a vein between her brain and her skull, behind her right ear.  Clinton is currently on blood thinners and doctors do not think the clot will produce a stroke or any sort of neurological damage.