Bartender Matty Spangler yelled over the crowd at BroncNation Bar and Hookah, “Yeah, we may have got beat a little, but at least we broke that bastard Richard Sherman’s ankle!”
A loud, boisterous cheer from drunken fans, perhaps even high, filled the air and the scene has been the same throughout the nation.
In multiple cities, the Broncos are being cheered for causing Sherman to cry in pain during the Super Bowl. “It is just deserts,” Maple Stewart, a 94-year-old fan of the Giants said from her nursing home chair. “That Sherman boy just is not very nice, so it was good to see God make him cry during his big game.”
“It’s the small victories,” a misty eyed Julius Thomas said, walking into the locker rooms at the close of the game, pointing up to several fans wearing 49ers jerseys.