Peruvian Army Captures Human Sized Bat

Lima, Peru (TopekasNews) – Authorities in Peru are still shocked after dispatching their army to investigage and subdue a bat creature said to ‘drain dry’ the cattle of local villagers.  Upon investigating a rocky area within a thicket of forest where the bat was known to dwell, officials came across what is perhaps the largest bat in human history.

A rogue of nature, the bat’s wings measured over 40 feet, tip to tip and the body was over 6 feet tall.  Small arms fire and massive amounts of tranquilizers were used to subdue the animal.  Authorities would not confirm if stories suggesting the bat is responsible for the deaths of several villagers are true or not.