July 10, 2014 5:01 am
With al-Baghdadi’s ISIS forces wrecking havoc in the Holy Lands, America now has a Christian duty to protect the ancient founding grounds of our nation’s Judeo-Christian religion. Manifest Destiny calls out to America once again. The ancient land of our nation’s Christian Founding Fathers, the Middle East, have fallen into the [...]
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July 8, 2014 11:41 pm
The German National Soccer team was unstoppable. Their passes, crisp and robotic. Their thigh muscles, rippling as if they were of the god Apollo himself. The entire nation of Brazil could do nothing but weep as the Germans boldly marched into their country and as they did in 1940s [...]
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Local Grocery Stores Now Asking To Be Shareholders in Women’s Wombs
9:12 am
After last week’s Supreme Court ruling that made corporations a major shareholder in women’s wombs, local grocery store owners lobbied Congress to demand rights over the wombs of their female shoppers as well. “I think it is a great travesty that fetuses, corporations, husbands and politicians all get a share [...]
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Can Christian Businesses Finally Deny Health Insurance to Atheists?
July 1, 2014 8:03 pm
The Supreme Court’s decision to give human and religious rights to businesses opens up a world of possibilities wealthy Republican business owners, lobbyists, pastors and politicians in the War on Liberals. (pictured: Future President Mitt Romney and colleagues) The new Supreme Court ruling for Hobby Lobby opens up a litany [...]
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Oklahoma Store Uses Supreme Court Ruling To Deny Health Insurance to Gay Employee, “Your Lifestyle Does Not Agree With Our Belief-System”
7:05 pm
A locally owned Oklahoma retail business is under heavy controversy today. After yesterday’s landmark 5-4 Supreme Court decision to allow ‘closely-held’ companies to dictate terms of an employee’s insurance based on religious beliefs, the Home and Garden Retail store immediately used the legal precedent to terminate the coverage of one of [...]
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If A Woman’s Womb Is Already Owned By a 1) Fetus, 2) Her Husband, 3) The Government, Then Why Are Women So Upset over SCOTUS’ Hobby Lobby Decision to add 4) Her Boss?
4:39 pm
Hello dear friends and readers, Haywood Bynum III here and I have one deeply pressing question on my mind today. Since a woman’s womb is already owned by 1) a growing fetus (child), 2) Her Husband (should she choose to give up semi-sovereign rights when accepting a marriage proposal) and [...]
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3:49 am
Hello, my good friends and dear readers, Haywood Bynum III here. After joyfully taking in today’s landmark Supreme Court decision, there is just one pressing question on my mind: are women even people, really? Following today’s landmark 5-4 decision in favor of Hobby Lobby to force its female employees [...]
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Dick Cheney Adds Fox News to “Axis of Evil”
June 24, 2014 11:37 am
Fox News hot Megyn Kelly dares claim legendary United States President George W. Bush and his wise Number One, Vice President Dick Cheney, were complicit in some sort of misleading scheme in Iraq. Kelly tried to pretend that under the leadership of Bush and Cheney, the people of Iraq [...]
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Oklahoma Hospital Hires Faith Healers, 14 Patients Instantly Cured of Terminal Diseases
June 22, 2014 7:50 pm
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – A local hospital announced a major miracle this Sunday: 14 formally terminal patients have been cured within a week, thanks to the facility’s new Department of Faith Healing and Diagnostic Medicine. Dr. Kent Friesz reports, “In my 25 years of practice, I’ve never seen such a [...]
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New Violence in Iraq Proves President Bush Right To Not Invade
June 17, 2014 3:07 am
Obama dragged America into a costly, deadly war in Iraq that severely damaged the US economy, international relations and cost the lives of brave American troops. Now, insurgents continue to roost in Iraq and smug Obama is to blame. I hate to say I told you so, but right [...]
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