Articles by: Haywood Bynum IIIHaywood Bynum III
Leading the charge of faith at Bible Fellowship Church.

Train Conductor Kicks Selfie Taking Teen in the Face

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Train Conductor Kicks Selfie Taking Teen in the Face

“Let’s take a selfie.”   If those words creep into your young mind, then let this video be a strong warning of how grizzled old men view selfie-taking. The backstory to the image above involves a young man who for some reason, just had to take a selfie next to a moving [...]

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Oklahoma Town Claims Bloodmoon Is “Wrath From God For Not Cancelling Cosmos”

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Oklahoma Town Claims Bloodmoon Is “Wrath From God For Not Cancelling Cosmos”

Concerned Oklahomans gathered on the eve of the first bloodmoon to protest future airings of Cosmos, claiming the show is ‘vexing God and causing him to do apocalyptic things as a warning to cable networks.’   Several groups continue to protest outside local television affiliates and have even called for ‘succession [...]

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Heartbleed Blood Moon, Is This Armageddon for our Sins?

April 12, 2014 4:30 am0 comments
Heartbleed Blood Moon, Is This Armageddon for our Sins?

For is is written! And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood. - Revelation 6:12  My dear friends, we are living in cruel.  Evil hours.  Yes, the [...]

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Barack Obama Caught Grabbing Badunky Dunk In Public

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Barack Obama Caught Grabbing Badunky Dunk In Public

  President Mixed-a-lot Obama is showing no class here.  I actually should not be surprised that Obama would do something so blatant as grab a woman’s derriere in public but here we go. For all the Obama apologists out there, good luck trying to explain this lack of manners off [...]

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Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a Ra Worshipping Illuminati?

April 10, 2014 4:27 pm2 comments
Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a Ra Worshipping Illuminati?

Adorned in the ancient cassock of Ra, Neil DeGrasse Tyson uses occult powers to create a ‘mini-Sun’ in his hands.  This show of power was common for Ra’s priests and is now being used by Illuminati freemasons such as Tyson to ‘intimidate the lesser minds of the world’. A new [...]

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Oklahoma Protesters Threaten to “Secdee” From Union if Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos is not Cancelled

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  Concerned Oklahomas gather to protest the airing of Cosmos, citing the show’s agenda is ‘clearly anti-Christian and biased against creationist values.’  Citizens have threatened to vote to ‘secdee’ [sic] from the United States during the 2014 gubernatorial and ballot issue election if Cosmos is not formally removed from all [...]

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Local Cat Traumatized After Watching Owners ‘Do It’

April 6, 2014 5:26 am0 comments
Local Cat Traumatized After Watching Owners ‘Do It’

  Wichita, KS – A local veterinarian is reporting the worst case of animal trauma she has seen in years.  ”Snickers just looked on like an old World War II vet, gloss-eyed and lost like he was in a 1944 bunker in Normandy.” Snicker’s owners claimed the cat walked in [...]

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Facebook Prayers Help Local Doctors Cure Desperate Father of Gay

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Facebook Prayers Help Local Doctors Cure Desperate Father of Gay

  Doctors are overwhelmed with joyous smiles and tears as they announce to their patient, “Ted”, that he has been cured of gay by virtue of Facebook prayers and powerful faith-based medications. Saddleback Township, Oklahoma – An Oklahoma father has been cured of gay. Joyous doctors announced to the family [...]

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Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un Announce Openly Gay Relationship, Plan Global ‘Reign of Tyranny’ as New Power Couple

April 4, 2014 4:20 pm0 comments
Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un Announce Openly Gay Relationship, Plan Global ‘Reign of Tyranny’ as New Power Couple

  The House of Un has married into Russian Vladimir Putin, creating a new power couple whose aim is ‘focused on destroying Yankee capitalism and bringing bright future North Korea’. Moscow, Russia – Now shunned by the world’s economically powerful G-7 countries, Vladimir Putin’s Russian Federation is in a weakened [...]

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New Undated Photograph Proves Neil DeGrasse Tyson is Barack Obama’s Father

April 2, 2014 4:17 pm0 comments
New Undated Photograph Proves Neil DeGrasse Tyson is Barack Obama’s Father

(L to R) Ann Dunham, young Barack Obama and Neil DeGrasse Tyson pose for an impromptu family photo on a nice Spring day. A newly revealed undated photograph shows young Barack Obama holding a baseball bat, while his mother Ann Dunham and a young, strapping Neil DeGrasse Tyson stand in [...]

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