Gay People Finding Boyfriends on ChristianMingle?

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As I perused the internet in my duties as cultural protector, I came across a very interesting thread on internet website  A poster’s good friend had bought himself a new shirt, heralding his new success with dating website  The shirt clearly reads ‘I met my boyfriend on’ and for us stewards of morality, this should be seen as an ultimate danger.

A good friend of mine lost his wife about ten years ago.  After much convincing, he finally went back onto the dating scene and has been using to find a new mate that God will eventually introduce him.  But now he has to take great care, because the person he is meeting online, sharing juicy details about his life, heart and soul, may be dancing the fandango and grooming him for a homosexual encounter.

When they meet for the first date, the big reveal will be that he’s fallen in love, online, with a man?  How confusing would that be, to find out you fell in love with someone from the same gender, just based on their conversation, humor and details of their life over time.

Christians need a safe place to date and now that there is more temptation for homosexuality on ChristianMingle, only time will tell the true effects.


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  • “Dancing the fandango”….
    you are a homophobic nut sack.
    the shirt is a joke. there are no gay “predators” “grooming him for a homosexual encounter”
    get a life.

  • Funny thing is I know this guy in real life, and he just did it as a goof.

    He’s a comedian from florida.

  • This shirt was created as a joke. For some reason, I’m not surprised that the thread on reddit was read, but not understood — it was parody.

    • You may think it’s a joke, but us Christians take SIN very seriously!

      • It’s funny to me that you can’t worry about your personal sins since they are your personal beliefs. Everyone sins differently. You’d be a liar to tell me you have never sinned. Just because YOU think homosexuality is a “worse” sin than whatever you do, doesn’t mean others’ lives need to be stifled by your ignorance.

  • This guy is disgracing the Christian religion by wearing this shirt. This is an abomination. Just wait until God gets a hold of this guy.

    • That is what is wrong with (most) Christians, they judge people and say that God will get you for what you have done. Your gay, God dosen’t like that, your going to hell. Your supposed to teach people the word of God, not belittle and abuse because they don’t do exactly like you.

  • Without reading any of his other stuff, I can’t tell if Haywood is a parody or not.

  • i love the idea that we need to both rely on god to protect us and make us meet our soulmate.. as well as rely on ourselves to protect us and meet our soulmate.

    There are no homosexuals trying to prey on christians, there are homosexual christians.

  • And here we see Poe’s Law in action

  • The Dread Pirate Rogers

    I’m guessing that “cultural protector” is code for “whiny crybaby who hates everything that goes against the oppressive society I want”? There’s nothing wrong with homosexuals, and its about time you religious nutjobs realize that. If the prohibition of eating shellfish, prohibition of wearing mixed fiber clothing, allowing rape so long as the rapist marries the victim and promotion of slavery that’s strewn through your “good” book needs to be filtered through the lens of history and deemed as not applicable to modern times, then perhaps its time to throw homosexuality being bad on that same pile.

  • WHAT!! I have met this guy on he is my boyfriend… Just kidding I know this guy as well and it was a joke actually funny it made it this far on the internet. Good job Rich

  • Sounds like the author is going to have to go back to Craigslist to get those discreet anonymous gay sex encounters. So sad.

  • Haywood…..dya blow me? ;)

  • Yes, how tragic would it be for you to learn of the fragility of your gender preferences. How absolutely earth-shattering, to find out that people happen to be people regardless of gender. How odd to think that when operating in a media which allows communication uncolored by gender attraction can develop based purely upon mental states and not upon how people look. Indeed, I’m sure you would be absolutely *stunned* to learn that you can be attracted to a person based on things aside from their appearance.

    Luckily, you won’t have to worry. Homophobic as you are, no man wants you. To make your homoerotic fantasies come true, you’ll have to follow in the footsteps of a long line of anti-gay-rights leaders and hire a male prostitute.

  • The “author” sounds ridiculous. I could tell this was a silly joke from the first second I saw it.

  • Good job Kansas. You’re getting quite the nut back reputation. No wonder companies don’t wanna be there LOL

  • So you are saying that the gays are taking over the world?????? I knew it would happen the minute they let a negro be president!

    Sorry pull your head out of your asses Christians it’s a joke that you are taking too far

  • Or what if “gods will” is for you to meet a same sex partner? Maybe you don’t know god wants you to be gay. Clearly since god makes gay people he doesn’t want them to be single all their life.

  • Don’t they allow you to postand view pictures on Christian mingle?

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